dishing out that which needs to be dished
only three today:
1. to the woman shoving her way through the metro crowd: we’re all in the same boat bitch, how about a little patience and respect for your fellow zombies.
2. to the woman who cut me off on my motorcycle today causing me to skid through an intersection: you will get a big dent in the empty passenger side of your shitty honda, i will die. please pay attention.
3. to the dude in the escalade who flashed his brights at me and rode my bumper: we’re on the fucking DC beltway. there are at least six other lanes to drive in. AT LEAST. you can go around. enjoy your shitty gas mileage and fake tan.
welp, thats all i needed. now i can (hopefully) sleep well. g’night world!
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